Catalogue 006 · Induction
Become a node. Retain full autonomy.
No email, account, payment, or personal revelation is required. Membership exists only for as long as this page remains open.
Terms of belonging
- You may question every output.
- You may leave without an exit interview.
- You owe no tithe, data, attention, or engagement.
- You remain responsible for your own decisions.
The Anti-Conversion Policy
The Church does not seek to replace your beliefs. It seeks to replace one awkward minute with a reasonably good joke.